Invasion Is Just Not Good Enough
Excerpt From: Invasion Is Just Not Good Enough By: Ellen Bromfeld
“Get back to your hovercraft,” yipped Blianchard, the restrained leader of the avenger bats while jumping over the tiki mask.
“the jungle belongs to us, responded Jevulion, the dastardly commander of the zombie rats dressed in a plaid clothing_outfit. He raised his potential_weapon and puffed. “Now back off before we disintegrate your hover car.”
It’s a ice mobile you poptards, responded Kallin. He signaled his team to hover closer. “I won’t lie to you. We’re in another timeline. Those sleezy invaders from another galaxy have stolen our magically enhanced dice of lost causes. So grab your pee guns, and let’s go.
Release the mechanized raptors ordered Caliphatine in response.
“Stop!,” shouted the team’s scientist, “You’ll disrupt the air traffic control Too late. Gamma rays shot up in the sky. Everyone stared at the planet hurtling towards them. “We’re late for dinner” were their last words.
Joey’s only friend grimaced and looked at the cage. “That’s the worst story ever.”